NEWT GINRICH IS UNELECTABLE. MITT ROMNEY IS THE ONLY CANDIDATE WITH A CHANCE OF DEFEATING BARACK OBAMA, AND THERE IS NOTHING MORE IMPORTANT THAN THAT FOR FUTURE HEALTH, SAFETY, AND SECURITY OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA. THEREFORE, I AM OFFERING NEWT GINGRICH ONE MILLION DOLLARS TO DROP OUT OF THE PRESIDENTIAL RACE FOR THE SAKE OF THE NATION.
Could someone please tell Michael Savage that I will agree not to run for only a half million dollars?
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Savage is talk radio for Beavis and Butthead. I mean that literally. Ever catch the intro?
"Psychological NOOOOOODITY." (h-huhhhuhuh, he said nude.) SPLOSION!SPLOSION!SPLOSION!SPLOSION!
gungegungegungadungegungegungegungadungegungegungegungadungeweedlyweedlyWAAAAAAAA.
That's pretty much it.
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