I may need to give global warming theory another chance

Because it's clear to me that the nuts in Durban have been breathing a little too much CO2 and not enough oxygen. Either that or any measurable increase in atmospheric carbon has not come from human industry, but rather what they have been smoking copious amounts of. Climate Depot has all the specifics about the 138 page report that was presented at the conference, but my favorite part was the International Climate Court that would be set up to assess and collect reparations for the repayment of climate debts. Of course, we'd pay for the whole thing. OK, then. Please try to remember those poor people have been oxygen starved for quite awhile. Now if you'll excuse me, I hafta go out and run an errand in my oversized SUV so I can break a few laws.