Damn straight I maced your Grandma, the chemicals that she used to turn her hair blue may have been freaking explosive!

Big sister and the Keystone Cops are at it again.  Once again you can rest easily.  According to the Leesburg, Florida Daily Commercial, Big Sister is right on the job:

But it was only Federal Protective Service officers with the U.S. Department of Homeland Security who were conducting a random training operation early Tuesday morning when they surprisingly showed up at the Social Security Administration office in downtown Leesburg.

With their blue and white SUVs circled around the Main Street office, at least one official was posted on the door with a semiautomatic rifle, randomly checking identifications. And other officers, some with K-9s, sifted through the building.

 Whew! That's a relief.  Wait a minute, the Social Security Administration office!?  So in addition to tracking the activities of peaceful political advocacy groups, and arresting photographers at political rallies, and let's not forget arresting people who complain to the VA (even though they admit the complainant had never made any threats and admit that even if there were a crime, it was a violation of a State misdemeanor statute) and certainly let's not forget that the DHS is now keeping hockey games safe for America--the Obama Administration's Department of Homeland Security is now pointing automatic weapons at retirees for my benefit and the general good.  OK, then.  That about says it all.